Christmas is no laughing matter

Sam Harris
Dec 2022  •  4 min read

Christmas is no laughing matter

Christmas is a time that is often quite stressful for many, but nothing worth doing ever came easy. Between untangling the mangled monstrosity of tree lights and the pure mayhem of Christmas dinner, there are moments of joyous magic that keep us looking forward to it every year. So here are a few ‘festive funnies’ to get you into the Christmas spirit!

What do you call Santa if he goes bankrupt?

Saint Nickel-less

Why can nobody buy Rudolph and Blitzen from Santa?

They’re two deer

What do fish sing during the holidays?

Christmas corals

Why did the Grinch go to the bar?

He was looking for some Christmas spirit

Why do Christmas trees live in the past?

Because the present’s beneath them

Why can’t you eat Christmas decorations?

They cause Tinsel-itis

Why is it getting more difficult to buy advent calendars?

Because their days are numbered

I apologise if some of these jokes are a tad corny, but that’s just how eye roll!

Merry Christmas one and all!

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